The Big List: Turkey Day-saster! Make Your Own Twinkies!

Why does Thanksgiving suck so hard? Plus: Twinkies Forever!

Geoffrey Goldenby Geoffrey Golden

Time to hear the news that Hostess is going under, panic, panic, panic, go to the local drug stores and grocery stores trying to find them, be unable to find any delicious Twinkies left, look on eBay and see they’re going for hundreds of dollars now, figure out how to make them yourself, breathe a sigh of relief and check out these links!

 

37 Reasons Why Thanksgiving Sucks

http://www.buzzfeed.com/katienotopoulos/reasons-why-thanksgiving-sucks

This holiday needs 40 cc’s of presents – STAT!

 

The Onion’s Guide To Hosting A Perfect Thanksgiving

http://www.theonion.com/articles/the-onions-guide-to-hosting-a-perfect-thanksgiving,30471/?ref=auto

A lot of folks are thankful for The Onion!

 

The Holodeck Is Real

http://gizmodo.com/5962319/the-holodeck-is-real-and-its-in-stony-brook-ny

Thanks, engineers! Now build me a Data.

 

Meet Tim, Mayor of The Friend Zone

http://cheezburger.com/6795906304

“So, are you asexual towards everyone, because… uh, never mind.”

 

How To Clone A Twinkie

Screw bankrupt Hostess. Make your own damn Twinkies!

 

That’s all for this friend zoned edition of The Big List.

 

Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!